Reboot

The world won't end in twenty twelve
so save your dumb elation.
In fact it ended long ago --
you're in a simulation.

My Word

'Cause of a judge,
or so I heard,
some software sales
have been deferred.
Already spurned
by geek and nerd,
now you can't buy
Microsoft Word.

Freedom

Freedom, for Mac O S X
will disconnect you from the cloud
for one duration's good effects:
completing things of which you're proud.

A Fine Mesh

Microsoft's latest claim is mesh.
I think, though, it's just a guessh
at making their ideas seem fresh
when really it's all just a messh.

Brokerage

Look at this cool new software I made;
it hooks GPS up to online stock trades.
Remember my story the last time we spoke?
Well now I know when where and how I went broke.