Cap'n Quarterdeck

You'll find Cap'n Quarterdeck
down at the docks
spinning yarns; he's always available.
He'll advise any sailor;
they'll take it to heart --
his rep (like his boat): unassailable.

Living statue

Old homeless McTavish
lives rough in the park.
His bond with the birds is unbrekkable.
They perch on his shoulders
and roost on his hat;
his attire is thus somewhat peccable.

The Entrepreneurs

They partied and flirted
but then stopped-- prevention!
Their fun was diverted,
which led to invention
that soon was converted
to cash and to pension
so then they reverted
to their first intention:
they partied and flirted.

Steve Ballmer

Ballmer feels the alpha male,
snarling when his stock is down.
He hates so much to lose a sale
he acts the billionairish clown.

Vicki Iseman

Times ran the story, away Iseman stormed,
resembling what? A woman scorned.