Go/No Go

There's a meeting you must make;
just to be there (it's deranged),
hurry, book the flights to take --
finished? Good, the date just changed.

Meeting

Exhibiting me-too effects
that renders them the weaker sex,
the audience is mostly male
nodding at ideas gone stale.

The dimmest bulb stands up in front;
he's not too sharp; I might say blunt.
With platitudes and sports clichés
the audience is slowly dazed.

Its funny
what earns money.

Meeting Haiku

Manager starts, then
ninety-seven powerpoints;
somebody shoot him.

(I am not making this up!)