Limerick Day

The day of the limerick is here,
first penned by that fine fellow Lear. 
He schemed on this day:
A-A-B-B-A.
"Aahha!" said he, "now it's all clear."

Ophiuchus?

A single, confirmed, Sagittarian
who found out he was really Aquarian
called off all his dates
and explained to his mates
"This will change who I think about marryin'"

Viewing Renewing

On TV sets throughout the nation
viewers tune to their favorite station.
There's nothing 'bout war
'cause that's such a bore
compared to skin exfoliation.

Glen Beck

From his media mouth always flows
only nonsense, as even he knows.
He must think it's funny
to count all the money
he gets from his blubbery shows.

Boolean Cleric

A grouchy and obstinate preacher
Had the following unpleasant feature:
He saw black or white
But never gray, quite.
In the middle? He'll never come meetchyer'.