My Word

'Cause of a judge,
or so I heard,
some software sales
have been deferred.
Already spurned
by geek and nerd,
now you can't buy
Microsoft Word.

Inside the walls

Buying a house is a game I have played,
it's a complex and tedious sort of a caper.
You think wood's the stuff from which houses are made;
by the end you can see they're constructed of paper.