Internet Glasses

I've tweeted on twitter
and pinged on IM,
posted on blogger
and have facebook friends.
I've googled and yahoo'ed
with clickin' and tappin' --
now I'm told I need glasses,
hey, how did that happen?

Internet 1

That damned opinion makes me so mad;
Saw it on the internet.
It shows the poster is just bad;
Get him off the internet.
I explain six times but just get sad;
I can't convince the internet.
So I just unplug. Ah, the times I had!
Now I miss the internet.