Work 12

For reasons unknown,
said the manager, sales
are mostly this year
being closed by the males.
And so our new hires
with tresses and dresses
should gently be fired --
look, these aren't just guesses;
the data we have,
I can see with my eyes
show that quotas are beaten
most often by guys.
And so he proceeded
and got pretty far;
the company needs him --
but he's behind bars.