The Pickup Truck Hanky

Pickup trucks work as good load-hauling tools,
they have many uses, it's true.
They seem to abide by mysterious rules;
all their tarps are the same shade of blue

Off to the races

Many people travel places
just to visit auto races.
I see one that's always great;
each morning on the interstate.

Commuting Bestiary

Interstating slow as thirty
gathers glares openly dirty.
When you see eyeliner applied
behind the wheel, steer extra wide
But the driver to fear
has a phone to his ear.

And thow away the key

My decision to skip the blinker
ultimately proved a stinker:
The cop wrote a ticket,
I told him to stick it,
And now here I am in the clinker.

Perceptual Relativity

Being in a major hurry
makes the stop-sign concept blurry;
I check datebook first to know
when stop means stop instead of slow.