Large Hadron Collider 3

The Higgs is a mote hypothetical
predicted by means theoretical
if the search comes up dry
then to figure out why
we'll need answers that now are heretical.

Large Hadron Collider 2

The Higgs is a mote hypothetical
predicted by means theoretical
searching now, finally:
the brand-new LHC
This delay we are all up-with-fedical.

Large Hadron Collider 1

They'll search for the Higgs
But I hope they don't spy it;
if they do, we'll have mass
and I'll need to diet.