Sweatshop Blogging

The life of a blogger is sweatshop galore;
they make those folks blog while they sit on the floor;
they blog three days straight, then they must blog some more,
perhaps that's why blog-reading's such a big bore.

Bloggers 2

You never can be sure
if there's a blogger in your midst.
In many situations now,
you'll find that one has hidst.
It irritates some people;
here is something one man didst:
When he learned that he'd been blogged
he simply snapped and flipped his lidst.

The Blogger

It is good that you came
to me first with your woes;
I have the answers
as everyone knows.

If you need a new hobby;
a pastime, some fun,
a blog account,
cola, some cheetos, you're done!

A free-account blog
with a feed (RSS)
is the thing that you need
at least that's what I guess.

You can spread your words widely;
expound and opine.
To start, just observe other blogs
(start with mine).

I've been at this for years,
or almost that long,
There may be some others,
but they're mostly wrong.

I must post a lot
'cause my thinking's so logical.
I stop only seldom for
breaks biological.

My big crowd of readers
has grown like no other --
and soon it could double;
Josh might tell his brother.

Bloggers

Bloggers seem to have opinions,
rendered in a font.
Very few have any minions;
But I think that's what they want.

Tim and Dave

The web we saw in ninety-five
was made in Tim's Geneva cave.
But now we blog, podcast, subscribe,
and all of that is thanks to Dave.

(dedicated to Tim Berners-Lee and Dave Winer)