Black Friday Indeed

Desperate selling
and marketing pleas
surround us like mud
that's up to your knees. 

Whimsy gate

In the garden,
very late,
door-related scandal
can only be gategate. 

Pugnacity

While a pekinese peeks
and a schnauzer will schnauze,
the pug thinks big thoughts
beneath small furrowed brows. 

Terrorism

Terror: error.

Cheneyism

Loving hating conflagration,
limited imagination, 
brutality's no limitation,
wishing for a coronation.